Muzic-Rox-My-World

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Hey everyone. There are two jokes for you all...

1) There were a lot of men in the Locker Room changing, when suddenly, a phone on the bench rang. One of the men, went up to pick up the phone and a loud voice emitted from the speaker. "HONEY!!" It went. "I SAW THIS PERFECT WATCH THAT ONLY COSTS $9600. CAN I GET IT???".

"Ok." Replied the man. "OH!" Said the voice once more. "THERE"S ALSO THIS LIMITED EDITION SHOES THAT I HAVE TO GET!IT COSTS $86,000. CAN I GET IT???".

"Always the best for my sweetie." Replied the man.

The woman boomed again, "I ALSO SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL RED CAR THAT ONLY COSTS $960,000, HOW ABOUT THAT? PLEASE!!!"

"Now you know I will oblige..."the man replied. He put down the phone and looked up to see everyone else staring in awe. But all he did was lift the phone up and ask, "Whose is this?"

2) Once, there was a magic mirror that would suck a person to a different world of their dreams. But there was a clause. The person must stare hard into the mirror and say the worst lie they can think of. However, only three people managed to make history and get sucked into thins world. The first, was a supermodel, and she went up and said, "I think...I am fat..." and she was in.

The second person who made history was a scientist and he went up and said, "I think...I am stupid." And he was in.

The last person who made history went up to the mirror and stared as hard as she could and said, "I think..." But before she could finish, she was gone.

LOL!!!!!

Solemn Perfectionist rocked the house on 9:19 AM