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Friday, June 09, 2006

Today was an...amusing day

Today, while I was having lunch with Denise and her two other friends in the Math course...ok, here's what happened, it was kinda sick... :

The four of us went for lunch. It was, as usual, catering, so we could take as much as we like. Ok, so Denise took A LOT of food and I was shocked, because as we all know, she is as skinny as a skeleton. She explained that her metabolism rate was very high or somethin' so that's why she could eat so much food and never go fat. Anyway, that is not part of the joke so let me carry on. We all sat down and for some reason, I had to get up, which I did and all the UNO cards in my pocket that Denise passed to me had dropped all over the floor. We went to pick the cards up when Denise suddenly screamed. "My skirt is wet!!!" She exclaimed. Then, as we all sat down for a few more minutes, Denise screamed again. This time, she did not tell us what had happened, but went to the mini-waterfall which was right behind her. She went to wash her hands when she suddenly screamed one more time. That's three times already right?

All this was followed by Denise's loud scream of the "F" word. Everyone stopped and stared as she got up and started crying very badly. "Could someone PLEASE accompany me to the bathroom. Out of the four of us, only two were girls, so the girl went to bring Denise to the bathroom as the other two of us ate out food. When the girls returned, Denise looked much better. She sat down and announced, "Umm...I'm gonna confess something... I'm afraid of spiders since young and there was a spider on my leg just now and a spider web in the waterfall. Upon hearing this, only I screamed with laughter. Everyone stared at me and probably thought I was crazy. In a weak voice, I said, " I thought you were having your period for the first time.". You see, I thought she was bleeding when she went to pick the cards, she screamed when she was eating because she realised what had happened, and she realised she had blood on her hands when she washed them.

Denise stared at me in shock. "SICK!" she screamed as she started hitting me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, next joke is from my dad. He was telling me about this girl who went to Cambodia and made some new friends. She and this friend were such good friends that they decided to exchange phone numbers. So the friend said that he would call her and they would have each other's numbers. The girl agreed and so the friend called her on the spot. The girl's phone rang all of a sudden and she immediately exclaimed, "Huzzat, Huzzat?". She took her phone up and said, "Who could that be?". She put the phone and said loudly, "Hello?!". Ok, it's not that funny. But I actually discovered that the people who went to Cambodia made new friends there...

Alright, my dad told me another joke, but I'm not supposed to tell you guys cause' it has got the "F" word in it...

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